Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
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Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML
Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
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GlitterValentina 12
They want you. Girl you the whole package.
rawr_ily96 24
I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.
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GlitterValentina 12
They want you. Girl you the whole package.
kut17 11
She has the whole "package" and doesn't even gag!
Wizardo 33
Plus you keep it real while them others stay plastic, beautiful girls all over the world... dum-de-dum good song, good times.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
They want to give OP the whole package.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Time to put it to good use. Don't forget to swallow! And relax those jaw muscles.
clemsi 20
48 your pic and comment go so well together ;D
Devilpuppy0861 7
54, you know that was creepy as **** right. However 48 you know that you can't have your name be snake lover and make comments like that. It's just to damn easy to make jokes.
slacker_69 6
#48 are you trying to give her lessons?
wowthatissad 9
And you pay your taxes
rawr_ily96 24
I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.
gc327072 30
IN CLASS?! Wtf?! "don't mind me…"
Austin_Burkes 6
so you're telling us you were a human pin cushion in Jr high?
LiveLoveBeatles 19
When I was a freshman, this senior whipped it out in the middle of French class.
onorexveritas 23
I'm in 11th grade and I am the only girl in my math class.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
At least you didn't say you have large canals. I made that mistake talking about swallowing pills one time..
cb1002630 11
I'm just curious about how using 'canals' associated with the body can flow well in a conversation without one intending for it to be inferred as dirty.
Meettitan 14
Ear canal?
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Haha, the conversation actually started with ear canals and my super sonic hearing.
cupcakechick 17
that sucks op, at least if you ever need a quick fix you know where to get one
snufflebubble 13
Think of it as an opportunity. Now you can take your pick ;)
sirpantselot 22
Indeed. OP you've just secured free coffee for the duration of your stay at this company.
songtrees 8
Why is this a bad thing? Take a compliment.
jem970 19
She should be happy all of a sudden because they now know she doesn't have a gag reflex? yeah yippy for her... Now they will bother her till she sucks them off or punches their nuts.
morella_xx 29
Yeah, OP, lighten up! Just appreciate the compliment of knowing that the main reason for the newfound interest is that your co-workers want to stick their dicks down your throat.
LovesSushi 25
Maybe you should inform them you dont have a gag reflex with pills but everything else does?
capper44 18
I bet #13 this the best idea for the situation, aye!
1217jonathan 15
Sounds like you have a chance to have some fun
sirpantselot 22
This is what it sounds like when pic and comment collide...
inthedopeshow 17
I'm gonna have to say YDI for letting such a blatant innuendo slip in front of so many men.
allisaurusrex 7
Because it's so crazy to want men to treat you with respect, regardless of the innuendos you may have let slip.
SpartanMerc 18
Considering it's a bunch of men and she basically said she could take the whole thing without gagging, yea, there is no way that group of guys will think of her in any other way. Men as a whole think that way, especially when a girl says something that can be that arousing. Maybe if there weren't women out there that give rise to men seeing women that way it would eventually disappear, but that seems doubtful.