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Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
They want you. Girl you the whole package.
Now's a great time to fuck with them! Start eating bananas for lunch every day :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015