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Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29795) - you deserved it (3236)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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So did you get his number?

#3 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:19am by LemonandLime

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That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

#1 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:15am by UnidentifiedFun

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