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Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (3258)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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So did you get his number?

#3 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:19am by LemonandLime

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That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

#1 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:15am by UnidentifiedFun

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