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Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27501) - you deserved it (2372)

On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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Write him a note and sign it with your bosses name

#3 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:59pm by HandaPitler

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I get why your boss wants you to fire him, but that's not fair

#1 - On 03/01/2013 at 8:56pm by ShannyAK

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