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Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3013)

On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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It sounds like since he stopped to talk to you, you're at least on fairly good terms. Maybe you could at least become decent friends again someday

#6 - On 02/24/2013 at 1:18pm by HowieDoIt

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Just be lucky you have a job, unemployment is high

#7 - On 02/24/2013 at 1:18pm by ColbyGB

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