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Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML


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On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

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Take the stairs next time? There are no buttons involved, and you get exercise. It's a win-win, unless you zone out again and forget to walk.

#3 - On 02/20/2013 at 3:23am by JR_Goes_Rawr

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It's alright, I'm always.......... zoning out.

#1 - On 02/20/2013 at 3:14am by j_cat187

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