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Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (3392)

On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

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Illuminati?

#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 7:09pm by asleepingbear

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At least you don't have to wonder who the office nut is anymore.

#8 - On 02/18/2013 at 7:11pm by TwitchingNebula

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