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Taday I startd at mah new job . The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introducd herself with.. . "I know what your name is . I know what you're planning.. . an I've been sent to destroy you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30918) - you deserved it (3416)

On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

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#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 7:09pm by asleepingbear

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At least you don't have to wonder who the office nut is anymore.

#8 - On 02/18/2013 at 7:11pm by TwitchingNebula

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