Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (2060)
On 01/29/2013 at 11:39am - work - by imwithapples22 (man) - United States
oh no's life also sucksToday, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire…
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
#4 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:52pm by NotGabe
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+88 | 23
The nutters do tend to come out at night
#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:52pm by JustJumped
+71 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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