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Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (2062)

On 01/29/2013 at 11:39am - work - by imwithapples22 (man) - United States

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Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

#4 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:52pm by NotGabe

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The nutters do tend to come out at night

#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 12:52pm by JustJumped

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