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Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (1590)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

#2 - On 01/07/2013 at 10:11am by Phoenixke

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Tell him to drink it. I'm pretty sure there's enough alcohol in his pee to satisfy him.

#6 - On 01/07/2013 at 10:13am by NoorFML

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