Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 6:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
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Should have given him water and said it was vodka...
#2 - On 01/07/2013 at 10:11am by Phoenixke
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Tell him to drink it. I'm pretty sure there's enough alcohol in his pee to satisfy him.
#6 - On 01/07/2013 at 10:13am by NoorFML
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