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Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:14am - work - by avoid the sour cream - United States

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Try turning your tv and radio/iPod as loud as they can go to drown out the noise. Also try putting the shower and sink in simultaneously.

#1 - On 12/30/2012 at 7:35am by LadyClarik

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Oh come on, everybody poops. Let it just go with the flow!

#7 - On 12/30/2012 at 7:38am by anitadoody

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