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Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML

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Whoever smelt it, dealt it

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 10:02am by ICastillo

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He seems oblivious to the intensity of the farts as well. The cold must have numbed his hole.

Coworker: I thought I wore white underwear today...

#7 - On 12/22/2012 at 10:08am by NoorFML

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