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Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze and cremate the animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (7578)

On 12/21/2012 at 9:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home...I will NOT make a joke about taking your work home for dinner...

Oh, DAMMIT!

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 12:38pm by DocBastard

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From a business strategy it's perfect. Your employees will never stop to take a break.

#4 - On 12/21/2012 at 12:40pm by brackaman

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