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Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

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"Nazi accent"? Nazi isn't a dialect or a language. It's a political group. What does a libertarian accent sound like, I wonder?

#9 - On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am by DKjazz

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Mein god!

#2 - On 11/09/2012 at 2:20am by defferwa

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