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Today, my friend joked to my co-workers that my kitty-cat of a husband was going to beat me for spending $200 on shoes. Later on, my rather large dog was so excited to see me when I walked in the door, he split my lip. Somehow, I don't think they'll believe me when I get to the office tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/06/2012 at 4:32am - work - by iLuvsIt (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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200 for shoes is ridiculous for me.
most I spent was 40.

#3 - On 11/06/2012 at 12:53pm by ebonyirony

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Dog-Gone it! Hope you feel better soon OP!

#2 - On 11/06/2012 at 12:52pm by christyxbee

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