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Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)

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I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 7:12pm by greeneyebeauty9

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That's one hell of a sneeze, hope you're ok :)

#2 - On 10/31/2012 at 7:12pm by JustJumped

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