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Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21640) - you deserved it (1983)

On 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Next time you see him, give him 50% off coupons, then quickly snatch them back.

"Just kidding!"

#8 - On 10/10/2012 at 3:10am by FMLKitten

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I miss finding the nice people around the world. ._. now they're rare, I only run into the common assholes.

#5 - On 10/10/2012 at 2:58am by LiyIa

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