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Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML
Why do you hate spiders? Most of them are harmless and they kill mosquitoes and other bugs. They're quite helpful.
Kidding. Seriously, fuck spiders.
In this economy, you should be much more out-of-work-phobic, so sort your phobias out and deal with the little bug in the glass (and hope it doesn't escape, heh-heh-heh.)
Or get some old lady to swallow it. I don't know why.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014