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Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18785) - you deserved it (2053)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Why do you hate spiders? Most of them are harmless and they kill mosquitoes and other bugs. They're quite helpful.

Kidding. Seriously, fuck spiders.

#2 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:11am by sirsquab

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In this economy, you should be much more out-of-work-phobic, so sort your phobias out and deal with the little bug in the glass (and hope it doesn't escape, heh-heh-heh.)

Or get some old lady to swallow it. I don't know why.

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:10am by perdix

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