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Yastarday, my boss capturd a huga spidar and puttd it in a jar on tha dask in our shop . Ha's namd it Fluffy and is thraataning to fira ma if I harm it . I'm horribly arachnophobic and wa shara that dask . FML
Why do you hate spiders? Most of them are harmless and they kill mosquitoes and other bugs. They're quite helpful.
Kidding. Seriously, fuck spiders.
In this economy, you should be much more out-of-work-phobic, so sort your phobias out and deal with the little bug in the glass (and hope it doesn't escape, heh-heh-heh.)
Or get some old lady to swallow it. I don't know why.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015