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Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML


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On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

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You must have some floppy ones.

#10 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:11pm by WearingHats

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Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

#13 - On 09/10/2012 at 8:12pm by zandalee

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