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Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Your son needs to get his ass kicked pronto.

#3 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:08pm by Runninvegan

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Hopefully your boss was able to tell your kid was being a douche...

#2 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:08pm by hopsinlove17

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