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Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12945) - you deserved it (29772)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

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No offense, but that sounds like you were terrible at your job. Nonetheless, that's incredibly rude.

#1 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:03am by TheArchAngel

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Wtf had you done to everyone in the office that resulted you to have this end??????!

#3 - On 08/02/2012 at 6:04am by Meme1988

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