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Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (2625)

On 07/18/2012 at 8:41pm - work - by FOXYgrandpa441 - United States (Wyoming)

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Man I am sure you can explain to him that you were just trying to be nice. If he still doesn't believe you then, good luck finding a new job! Hopefully things will work out for you!

#1 - On 07/19/2012 at 3:07am by SweetJTBR

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People are getting more and more jumpy and sensitive these days... As they say, kindness is seldom rewarded.

#2 - On 07/19/2012 at 3:10am by Mirorbo

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