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Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properly when leaving work, and almost had a panic attack at the train station. I went all the way back into work, to find I had in fact locked up properly. It made me nearly two hours late home. This isn't the first time I've done this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19525) - you deserved it (8883)

On 07/18/2012 at 4:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

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Better safe than jobless.

#2 - On 07/18/2012 at 10:26am by DoubleCross

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Write it down or something!!

#4 - On 07/18/2012 at 10:27am by drumrgonewild

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