Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

by fucking pissants / 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom / Work

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  • Throat punch.

    #1 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:00pm by mndlssphnx

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  • Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the fuck they are doing.

    #2 - On 07/13/2012 at 8:00pm by airforce987

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