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Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

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On 07/11/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by almost jobless - United States

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You obviously don't know anything about kids, and gravity.

#4 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:10pm by itsa_maddy

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Well if he was a fairly new baby you shouldnt have expected him to be able to hold his own weight up

#5 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:10pm by 99megster

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