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Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23647) - you deserved it (3674)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I see a raise in your future. Though it may not be the one you want..

#4 - On 07/03/2012 at 4:39pm by Drigr

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I'd say call him up on it, but it could have bad repercussions, ie. you losing your job..

#1 - On 07/03/2012 at 4:36pm by music_woman1

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