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Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (2230)

On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

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What are you waiting for? Clearly the universe is speaking to you! Turn around and go back to take on this job!! Lucky you.

#2 - On 07/03/2012 at 3:23am by zandalee

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At least u have an offer now...with the way things are these days, you're lucky you got one.

#3 - On 07/03/2012 at 3:24am by wow_idc

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