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Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18616) - you deserved it (2752)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

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I really hate to be the one to make the obligatory terrible pun, but that really sucks.

#3 - On 06/22/2012 at 10:11am by goatfeathers

See in context

+158 | 1

In general, anyone would prefer oral ;)

#1 - On 06/22/2012 at 10:11am by TheIchiban

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+137 | 10

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