Sex, Doctor, Awkward and Work: It's not what you think!

It's not what you think!

By me. - 22/06/2012 07:28 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I called my doctor from my office. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed, "I definitely prefer oral." FML

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By pharmn00b - 08/07/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML

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By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington

Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML

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By in pain and tardy - 11/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML

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Entitled

By anonymous - 14/11/2020 06:57 - United States - Irving

Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML

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Give me my drugs!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 14:02 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, my doctor's office called to reschedule. I hate sacrificing work time at all, but I have to have my contraceptive. The appointment had been set back once already due to insurance issues, and having to wait until November means I'm going to run out… so now I sound like a drug addict. FML

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Dose me up!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2013 21:18 - United States - Fayette

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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Mumble mumble

By Jess - 27/10/2015 20:16

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2011 04:38 - Australia

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

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goatfeathers 1

Friday 22 June 2012 16:11

I really hate to be the one to make the obligatory terrible pun, but that really sucks.

TheIchiban 11

Friday 22 June 2012 16:11

In general, anyone would prefer oral ;)

Comments

sambudd14 2

Friday 22 June 2012 17:51

Brilliant ice-breaker!:)

whY402Jay 12

Friday 22 June 2012 18:18

If they were guys and you are female, you should be in business.

perdix 29

Friday 22 June 2012 18:36

Have you ever tasted Preparation H? It's got a flavor only an asshole could love.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 22 June 2012 18:57

Should have added "for my medication" to the end and problem solved.

jkozzy 8

Friday 22 June 2012 19:05

At least you didn't say you preferred anal!

looneytoongirl 0

Friday 22 June 2012 19:11

Just explain to them you were talking to your doctor about a prescription.

Yodaevil 4

Friday 22 June 2012 19:25

To get the taste buds responsive again, after years of neglect, you must brush with Colgate every night. Just dont confuse with toothbrush is used for what.... Also your farts will be minty fresh!

Ajwc101 24

Friday 22 June 2012 19:27

Maybe they are deaf...unlikely, but always possible. FYL.

pammievb 2

Friday 22 June 2012 20:06

While i am sorry OP i couldn't help but laugh at the exact timing it happened. Don't worry it's none of their business but you might have to do some damae control.