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Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML


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On 06/12/2012 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 4:29pm by Mischief109

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I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible

#3 - On 06/12/2012 at 4:30pm by Flocka_23

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