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Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Should have taken the other job. I doubt your promotion would have doubled your salary

#3 - On 05/30/2012 at 10:07am by mccaincracker

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It may not be too late: check if you can still get the offer for the other job.

#5 - On 05/30/2012 at 10:08am by Rei_Ayanami

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