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Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I literally hate when people do that, and it literally makes me lose my mind every time I hear it. Your coworker is literally an idiot who literally doesn't know what the word "literally" means.

Literally.

#1 - On 05/21/2012 at 12:29pm by DocBastard

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You should say "I'm literally going to kill you if you don't stop saying literally. Literally".

#7 - On 05/21/2012 at 12:30pm by SkoomaKi

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