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Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18842) - you deserved it (9341)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

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It is an easy mistake to make OP, she probably found it funny. Come on, if you are working with the homeless you'll learn to accept A, B and C and won't exactly dress to impress--as you probably do not want to rub their noses in it, long hours and expect the unexpected...

#1 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:05am by spottyblanket

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When you assume it makes an ass out of u and...a bum out of another.

#2 - On 05/21/2012 at 6:11am by Betz

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