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Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

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Hey why are your eyes red?? Been smoking grass??
Nope, just mowing grass.

#1 - On 05/16/2012 at 9:47am by four_twenty

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How did you not find this out earlier?

#4 - On 05/16/2012 at 9:50am by loserboii

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