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By jobless - 16/05/2012 07:36 - United States - Groton

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By yupimher - 12/10/2019 22:00

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By leaftheerickson - 21/10/2012 10:31 - United States - Bohemia

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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loserboii 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 15:50

How did you not find this out earlier?

loserman67 35

Wednesday 16 May 2012 15:51

Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck

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crazoid11 4

Thursday 14 August 2014 2:09

Get s better job

thejonac 21

Tuesday 6 January 2015 2:58

your health is more important than your job so quit it and find something more suitable for you. good luck OP :)

Candace7 19

Thursday 15 January 2015 5:26

Just get a really expensive mask that might work!

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 28 July 2021 1:08

Couldn't you wear boots so that you don't actually have contact with the grass? And it's odd that all of a sudden you're allergic.

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