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Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I have a funny feeling that woman is going to have an accident soon. Either karma or you is going to make it happen.

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 12:40pm by SkoomaKi

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I know who op won't be saving if they're drowning !

#3 - On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm by muzy

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