Work: Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:40

I have a funny feeling that woman is going to have an accident soon. Either karma or you is going to make it happen.

muzy 23

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:41

I know who op won't be saving if they're drowning !

Comments

mintcar 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:45

Some people have serious problems. Karma will hit her soon.

peachesncreem 21

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:49

She laughed? Did she even ask if you were okay? Some people are such assholes.

daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:56

She got a hit in the head, which in turn led to a concussion. I think she can give her attention to that for a second.

hoolio1717 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:59

so i guess you could call it... an irony board

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:01

Bah dum...*tssskk

IsisChaos 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:22

Omg that's punny! :)

loserman67 35

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:06

You young lady are a "doer of good things" so you have faith in the all powerful cosmic force Karma to deal her justice - her suit falling off at just the right monment - diving into the pool and not knowing that her boob has slipped out of the side of her suit - doing a cannonball and getting an atomic water-wedgie. And while you're at it, ask Karma to pay a little visit to your co-guards who chose to laugh at your misfortune. Maybe in the form of a shitty bathroom they have to clean or a little kid vomiting on the pool deck -- Justice shall be yours!