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Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

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You should sue him for getting violent and messing up your office. And then you should sue him for trying to force you to take a frivolous case. And then you should sue him for threatening you!

#4 - On 04/25/2012 at 5:54pm by DocBastard

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I'm willing to bet this guy is old. Old people just have a natural thing for complaining. We give them a nice retirement home and a phone call once a month, what could they complain about?

#2 - On 04/25/2012 at 5:54pm by SkoomaKi

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