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Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18140) - you deserved it (1179)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

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I hate when bosses abuse their power.

#2 - On 04/24/2012 at 7:16pm by margie2194

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Please don't donate your kidney to your boss the way that lady did. She will still fire you.

Did anyone else hear about that?

#9 - On 04/24/2012 at 7:19pm by br0ccoli

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