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Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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Should've asked them. When I hear people talking about me I just join in. Their reactions are usually pretty priceless.

#3 - On 04/19/2012 at 2:32am by WCARlover

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they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.

#6 - On 04/19/2012 at 2:33am by Pentium_4

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