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Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML


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On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Bosses these days. They yell at you for one thing, and then go to the same. Let all their power go to their head.

#1 - On 03/29/2012 at 12:52pm by KeannaLove

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You expect that you and your boss are supposed to be held to the same standard?

You're not going to get very far in business. It's double-standards like this that make low-level cube monkeys aspire to become bosses.

#6 - On 03/29/2012 at 12:57pm by perdix

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