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Today, the 75 year old blinding owner of the bar I work at called me over and told me to fire "Rachel, the stupid c**t after the next wrong thing she does". My name is Rachel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51614) - you deserved it (3386)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:26am - work - by nicooolea (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, at least you have some job security, unless you fire yourself.

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:04pm by neonoodle

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What name did he use to call you over with?

#3 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:21pm by badwarhol

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