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Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 10:11am - work - by MC (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Not panicking is a good thing. Also, paying attention during the first aid training. And it's "epi pen", for the record.

#1 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:24pm by kellster

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FYL? How about the kid's who was dying because you didn't know how to use the right side of a pen? My brother's deathly allergic to peanuts too and he's had several close calls, so I can empathize with the kid, but seriously, this is an F HIS L, stop feeling sorry for yourself

#4 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:26pm by JD797

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