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Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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No good deed goes unpunished.

#2 - On 03/07/2012 at 5:47am by Sinamoi

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That's why I always carry a little notepad and a pen when I go to a store, look around furtively and mumble into my lapel. They think I'm a secret shopper and treat me like a king.

#10 - On 03/07/2012 at 6:04am by perdix

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