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Did you Learn anything?

#1 - On 03/07/2012 at 2:10am by MwahFMLS

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Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

#7 - On 03/07/2012 at 2:22am by zingline89

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