laviestpasimal
France
Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML
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MwahFMLS 6
Did you Learn anything?
zingline89 18
Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?
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MwahFMLS 6
Did you Learn anything?
NuTrees 9
Seems like OP didn't learn how to properly write an FML. The way it's worded is odd.
kristina_woof 6
They learned to never take that same bus again. Assuming the teacher always takes it.
theten_fml 9
Maybe walking isn't as bad as it sounds. -"Stop the Kony! Spread the word like you would the mayo."
yahoowizard 16
14 After hours of math, numbers dominate your realm as grammar diminishes
Skyra_fml 9
He had math for six hours, not english.
omarzrgz 3
Im going to go out on a limb here and say it's that one person that always wants to "borrow" your newspaper but never gives it back?
BeccaHugs 17
No, actually it was OPs teacher.
lrgenesis 19
21 that was the implied joke...
NAU_future 7
Make a friend out of the teacher. Maybe you'll get better grades/graded easier/extra help to get better grades. Maybe they are fun.. Who knows?
omarzrgz 3
I call that kissing ass. It usually takes off right before the semester is about to end; works every time ;)
coldhated 7
Stand up and find a new seat or just stay standing....even though it might be rude
Krirn 21
I think pretending to get off your stop and wait for the next bus would be less rude, although its more work and takes more time, you avoid the awkwardness.
zingline89 18
Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?
omarzrgz 3
43 mph? I just got mind ******.
UsernameHere234 13
Oh oh. I got this... Umm 43. Hell yes. University math... Wait what? That's junior high math? Ahh **** it.
omarzrgz 3
(45-3)+1=43 right? Heh heh **** it. It's not the list for my homework
deviable 9
No! No! The answer must be fourty two! FOURTY TWO IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
36 - I always thought it was 7... ****, no wonder why I can't pass any math class.
vampirapaige 11
Same here!!!!!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
" you live 13.6 miles away, and the bus is going 35.3mph. How long will you be on the bus?" "T.T mother of god..."
UsernameHere234 13
My question is why were you with the math teacher for six whole hours? that's a full school day! I'm assuming your not in university otherwise it wouldnt be a big deal cuz your like a stranger to the prof so how can you have that long of class with one teacher?
raphanne_fml 33
OP is from France. In high school, if you take the scientific section, you can have 6 hours of maths in a row.
UsernameHere234 13
Oh ok. I'm using the mobile site so nationality doesn't show and I didn't even know that could happen in France. sorry guys.
PostItSticker 11
Naw they talked about how she was so boring and a bad math teacher
DrMime 10
Why does your math teacher have to cause you so many problems and not even give you an answer? If you're on a bus traveling 25 MPH and your destination is 50 miles away, how long does it take before you go insane and decapitate the nearest bystander?
Shrike 24
Making fun of Tim Mclean's murder? Oh look it's DrMime, I'm not surprised at all...
DrMime 10
I was referring to OP losing his mind after having to deal with his math teacher all day, jeez! What? You think my jokes are THAT deep and complex? You need some Colgate total cus you need to lighten up!
lrgenesis 19
PEMDAS is the #1 rule followed by the Pythagorean theorem
DrMime 10
People Enjoy My Delicious Apple Sauce?
datoismyname 22
No I believe PEMDAS stands for Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally which translates to math terms by Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction
perdix 31
#41, Sorry, but PEMDAS isn't cake.