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Illustration by Théo Calméjane
Théo Calméjane's presentation is on our blog
Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015