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Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (2206)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

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Your boss isn't funny.

#1 - On 02/28/2012 at 2:36am by NiiTeH

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Meet in the middle and stay at the same pay rate while you start looking for another job. Also harsh.

#2 - On 02/28/2012 at 2:36am by fmessiah

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