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Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (19753)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

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Way to leave a good first impression.

#1 - On 02/22/2012 at 4:17pm by zfrt

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Don't worry about it man, getting a job is stressful and it sometimes causes us to think incorrectly.. I'm sure people have done worse :P

#2 - On 02/22/2012 at 4:18pm by Teyros

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