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Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4778) - you deserved it (11019)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

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