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Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (2261)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

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Ohh sht, the first sentence of this FML is so misleading lmao

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:48pm by MubeenMV3

See in context

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Ha I started reading like "you deserved it" then Im like oh no that sucks

#2 - On 02/01/2012 at 12:48pm by babybebop2

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