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Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
Ohh sht, the first sentence of this FML is so misleading lmao
Ha I started reading like "you deserved it" then Im like oh no that sucks
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014