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Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (3009)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

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An object in motion stays in motion.

#5 - On 01/20/2012 at 6:09am by TPSerigne

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At least you are safe!
I would rather pay 200 dollars for wasted booze than a broken neck or auch

#4 - On 01/20/2012 at 6:09am by Keevarou

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