Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car...

By LiquorChick - 20/01/2012 08:23 - United States

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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TPSerigne 9

Friday 20 January 2012 12:09

An object in motion stays in motion.

frizbycatch 7

Friday 20 January 2012 12:07

Oh no..... :(

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perdix 29

Friday 20 January 2012 14:42

What about the $20 worth of liquor that was in your bloodstream at the time? Did that stop, rummy?

fuzzybear14 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:44

ouch

shumian 4

Friday 20 January 2012 14:44

Party in the sewers tonight!! ^.^

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:53

That is what we call a non recordable safety incident. Strap down your load! Or put it in a better place in your vehicle where there is no movement!

breeexcrunk 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:20

Damn you, inertia!

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:25

Except we all know one that is.. Just nod and say "cool story bro"

acidburnz1107 10

Friday 20 January 2012 15:27

Alcohol abuse!

FMLCaseyFML 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:31

Buy more. :)

ShadowedHuman 5

Friday 20 January 2012 15:42

Party foul! Not to mention $200 in alcohol isn't much.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 20 January 2012 15:48

There goes your check.

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