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Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40525) - you deserved it (6739)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:48am - work - by pdnne (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.

#4 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:07am by Jimboom

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hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:05am by bwlingatstarlite

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