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Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:39pm - work - by jokada (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.

#1 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:27pm by Eresbel

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Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.

#8 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:30pm by boomBOOMshake

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