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Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'll just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8237) - you deserved it (57295)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:39pm - work - by jokada (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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